Project X | Tell Us Your Craziest Party Story For A Chance To WIn VIP Advance Screening Passes [multi-city]

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Permalink Reply by Shari on February 3, 2012 at 3:03pm

Now this should be interesting reading.... Dave, you wanna get us started?

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Permalink Reply by steven raboy on February 4, 2012 at 1:46pm

So to start my story off it was a before college party. My name is steven and my friends, girlfriend and I decided to buy a whole bunch of alcohol so in all we had 8 bottles of hard alcohol and 5 people drinking. Starting off the night we played a game called kings cup. I hope everyone knows how to play because its complicated to explain but i will if you need me to. Anyway after a few games of kings cup i started to feel funny. I then realized that playing those games with only a few people can get you drunk faster because of certain rules like becoming a partner to someone which makes you take a shot when they do. Normally you play kings cup with beer and only have to take a sip after breaking a rule or missing one of the parts of the games. Well it wasn't a good idea to play with shots, let alone mixing different alcohols to make different shots. But we were all like we are young and dumb we can handle ourselves. Also forgot to mention parents were out of town and told me no parties or I would be in big trouble so i took another risk disobeying them. Back to the games, a few more games later my vision got really blurry and a couple of my friends were outside smoking cigarettes. So me thinking ill join them i stand up and yes you guessed it i feel over hard. I then proceeded to crawl towards the door where my friends were. I opened the door from the floor and start to yell at one of my friends Travis. I was like "help me up i cant stand let alone see much". He laughed and told me to F**K off thinking i was joking. My girlfriend and other friend Nick who were both pretty trashed themselves helped me up and back into my chair. Well not long after i kept standing up and falling over while everyone laughed. Now what happens next i partially remember only because i was drunk as hell. My girlfriend tells me i ran into the bathroom and started throwing up alot into the toilet which i remember. The part i don't remember is being curled up in the fetal position crying saying im never gonna drink again and then throwing up again. After 30 minutes of crying and throwing up i layed down in bed. My girlfriend tells me that my other friends are out in the living room and one of them decides to throw up all over the floor and on the side of my dads nice couch. At this point my girlfriend makes him clean up his vomit with a sponge and bucket. So i wake up to the house alarm going off,and i run lopsided till i make it to the alarm box and turn it off.Then the alarm company calls and i guess i was to drunk to remember the password so i gave them the wrong one. How stupid of me because they send out cops to your house if you tell them the wrong code. So i go lay back down while my friend is still cleaning up his throw up. Twenty minutes later i wake up to two of my friends pulling me out of bed and shoving me infront of the door because two police officers are at my house. My girlfriend distracted them until i got there. Thankfully they didn't want to come in the house. So now I have to talk to the cops drunk as hell and i do a darn good job doing it. I proceeded to lie and tell them my friends want to smoke a cigarette so they didnt know the alarm was on and set it off,when in reality the were just acting drunk messing with the doors while the alarm was on. So i finally finish talking to the police completely plastered and they buy the story and tell me have a good night. By the way my girlfriend was drunk while taking care of me so she was able to sober herself up to take care of me. Finally the night comes to an end and we all go to bed. I wake up the next day and my friend calculates he and i had 44 shots of hard alcohol each,and said a few more and we would have had alcohol poisoning, lucky us right. Well anyway my friends all leave and i find a big pile of throw up under the couch and my parents will be home in a couple hours,so i rush to clean the house, barely getting it done in time. It was spotless, except for a stain on the couch. Luckily my dad has a blanket he lays on so he never noticed it,but the perfect cover up would be he falls asleep all the time with food or drinks in his hand so i would just tell him he did it. Thanks for listening to a fun but long and hard party day for me.

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Permalink Reply by Sandra Ramos on February 5, 2012 at 9:51pm

don't really have a story that i can remember. if you have passes to ft lauderdale/miami area wouldn't mind going. ty

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Permalink Reply by Michael Mackie on February 6, 2012 at 12:16pm

I was car-surfing on a freeway in Puerto Rico, and I ended up jumping off a 60 foot radio tower and busting my ankle... and woke up with my hair dyed orange... all before work the next morning, and I had no way to get out of it.  Needless to say, I didn't learn my lesson about partying, I learned not to party that hard the night before work. :)  Sometimes I forget though...

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Permalink Reply by Bo Larsen on February 8, 2012 at 9:11am

Nothing. My life is full of nothing but boring stories. I have dreamed about them though.

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Permalink Reply by Siddhant Adlakha on February 8, 2012 at 9:28am

even more weed and alcohol. The short version is, I wound up mixing and drinking to much in to short of a period of time, and made myself very sick. I decided to sit at the picnic bench outside of my friends home and put my head down, when I felt the vomit rising in my belly. Now in my drunk state of mind, I had this genius plan to throw up, and no one would ever know. 

So while people are walking in and out, and watching me, I thought I was being smooth by thinking I was throwing up between my legs and letting it hit the ground below me. The perfect crime! Not really, I was actually just throwing up massive quantities of spaghetti and meat sauce all over my lap. Eventually my friends found me, drug my vomit covered self into a bed room, pulled off my clothes and there I laid until the next morning. Worst part is, one of my friends was going to be nice and wash my clothes for me for the next day, and forgot to remove my wallet from my jeans. Yeah, everything in it got pretty much fucked up. Thought that counts though.

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Permalink Reply by Crystal O'Hara on February 8, 2012 at 5:13pm

Up until the age of 32 I had never had so much as a hangover.  My boyfriend and I went to a party 30 miles from home where I proceeded to drink so much jungle juice that  they had to put me in another room to let me sleep while my boyfriend continued to party with our friends.  Only problem is I had the bed spins and started getting really sick.  I crawled into the bathroom where I threw up everywhere.  I don't remember much of that night but I do remember redecorating my friends bedroom with bright red jungle juice and fruit.  Lesson here either drink the juice or eat the fruit never do both.  That was the one and only time I was drunk enough to throw up all the way home.  Now I'm the DD to most parties. :-)

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Permalink Reply by Shari on February 8, 2012 at 5:14pm

Love these... keep 'em comin' everyone!

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Permalink Reply by Shari on February 8, 2012 at 5:16pm

This is a multiple city contest and only a handful of tales have been told.... disappointing so far, guys!!  

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Permalink Reply by Nascargrl67 on February 8, 2012 at 6:25pm

Growing up in a very small town in TX, our party spots were limited... We could sit in the parking lot of the Chamber of Commerce on Main st and have the cops drive by repeately... Or we could take it to the oilfields... So we opted fot the latter... We would make what we called "trash can punch" in a 55 gallon trash can... Every kind of hard alcohol under the sun went in it with one two liter of coke! We would then proceed to build a fire and ride the pumpjacks as teeter totters until we passed out or caught fire.... Yes, someone actually backed up into the fire and we had to roll him aroind in the dirt to put it out! Luckily, he wasn't burned bad but that did put an end to the oilfield parties! But not the pumpjack riding!

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Permalink Reply by Tanya J on February 8, 2012 at 7:29pm

I plead the fifth ;)

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Permalink Reply by Miguel Orta on February 8, 2012 at 7:40pm

Here ya go Shari...

I went to a party at Chico and was sort of high on Adderall and was drinking like crazy (it was  hard for me to get drunk while speeding). I proceeded to get into a conversation with some chick who I've been eyeing for about 20 minutes, and she tells me right off the bat that she is obsessed with serial killers; so I talk to her about them for almost 45 minutes (I'm speeding remember). I hear "Oh shit!" come from the living room and run in to find that some guy fell off the balcony (12+ feet in the air) and landed on his face! He was a big fat guy and he wasn't breathing, so I and several others start screaming "Call a fucking ambulance!" but some kid who claimed to be an EMT says that he'll take care of it. Well EMT boy starts moving the guy's head! Of course, this is a really bad idea but eventually the guy comes to and begs not to be taken to the hospital because he has no insurance or money. Next crazy thing that happens is that some guy is sitting on a kitchen cabinet and the top breaks off which sends him falling to the ground with huge thud. When he is on the ground people start throwing beer at him and he fucking snaps and picks up the cabinet top (about 4 feet long, 30+ pounds, nails sticking out) and whips it at the crowd then proceeds to demolish the cabinet in 5 seconds by kicking the shit out of it. He gets kicked out but everyone decides to set the pieces of the cabinet on fire. While the cabinet is on fire someone (no one knows who) covered this fat, passed out girl in used coffee grounds. It was funny but sad. Eventually I made a mad dash from several police officers when the bonfire torched some trees(around 5AM), but overall it was great.

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