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Post the movie quote you think is the funniest. I have two that instantly come to mind.

David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
Cal: "How?"
David: "You like Coldplay."
-40 Year Old Virgin

Dana: "Chuy, you're going to have a magical life. Because no matter where you go, it's always going to be better than Tucson."
-Hamlet 2

Even funnier because truer words have never been spoken. What are your funniest quotes?

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Daniel!! You rock! I'll contribute to this a lot!!
YES!! That was such a good movie. Like Daniel, now you have me wanting to see it!
Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."
Matilda: Do what for a career?
Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good looking.
Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys!
Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!
Texas Ranger: I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!
GREAT FLICK! I've seen it 100 times. Why didn't I think of it??!!
AHHHHH awesome movie, I haven't laughed that hard since dumb and dumber..
Walker: I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass!
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Walker: Shut up in here I'm trying to sleep
Texas Ranger: One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth

Texas Ranger: [complaining about doing community service] When do we get to stop doing this, Grandma?
Lucy Bobby: Well, I don't know, honey. When are you boys going to stop tossing me the radio in the bathtub?

Walker: Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk!
Chip: What is wrong with you?
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
To be fair, I've never watched the entire movie, but all the scenes I've seen weren't that funny...
Daniel! Now I'm just gonna have to smack ya for that comment. I also suggest you go to BBV online, rent the damn thing and WATCH IT ALL! Sheesh, dude!
Obviously I've seen enough of it to know exactly what movie he was talking about. That should be enough to know I won't like it. I only needed to watch about 20 - 30 episodes of Scrubs to know that it wasn't funny either, but I can always tell when people quote it.

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