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Funniest Movie Quote

Post the movie quote you think is the funniest. I have two that instantly come to mind.

David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
Cal: "How?"
David: "You like Coldplay."
-40 Year Old Virgin

Dana: "Chuy, you're going to have a magical life. Because no matter where you go, it's always going to be better than Tucson."
-Hamlet 2

Even funnier because truer words have never been spoken. What are your funniest quotes?

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Permalink Reply by Shari on September 4, 2008 at 8:36pm

Daniel!! You rock! I'll contribute to this a lot!!

Permalink Reply by Shari on September 4, 2008 at 8:48pm

YES!! That was such a good movie. Like Daniel, now you have me wanting to see it!

Permalink Reply by Shari on September 4, 2008 at 8:51pm

Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

Permalink Reply by Shari on September 4, 2008 at 8:54pm

Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."
Matilda: Do what for a career?
Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good looking.

Permalink Reply by Shari on September 4, 2008 at 8:56pm

Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Permalink Reply by Shari on September 4, 2008 at 9:00pm

Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys!
Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!
Texas Ranger: I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!

Permalink Reply by Shari on September 4, 2008 at 9:13pm

GREAT FLICK! I've seen it 100 times. Why didn't I think of it??!!

Permalink Reply by Ric Rodriguez on September 4, 2008 at 9:26pm

AHHHHH awesome movie, I haven't laughed that hard since dumb and dumber..

Permalink Reply by Shari on September 4, 2008 at 9:01pm

Walker: I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass!
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Walker: Shut up in here I'm trying to sleep
Texas Ranger: One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth

Texas Ranger: [complaining about doing community service] When do we get to stop doing this, Grandma?
Lucy Bobby: Well, I don't know, honey. When are you boys going to stop tossing me the radio in the bathtub?

Walker: Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk!
Chip: What is wrong with you?
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

Permalink Reply by Daniel the Awesome on September 4, 2008 at 9:06pm

To be fair, I've never watched the entire movie, but all the scenes I've seen weren't that funny...

Permalink Reply by Shari on September 4, 2008 at 9:16pm

Daniel! Now I'm just gonna have to smack ya for that comment. I also suggest you go to BBV online, rent the damn thing and WATCH IT ALL! Sheesh, dude!

Permalink Reply by Daniel the Awesome on September 4, 2008 at 9:21pm

Obviously I've seen enough of it to know exactly what movie he was talking about. That should be enough to know I won't like it. I only needed to watch about 20 - 30 episodes of Scrubs to know that it wasn't funny either, but I can always tell when people quote it.