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Funniest Movie Quote

Post the movie quote you think is the funniest. I have two that instantly come to mind.

David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
Cal: "How?"
David: "You like Coldplay."
-40 Year Old Virgin

Dana: "Chuy, you're going to have a magical life. Because no matter where you go, it's always going to be better than Tucson."
-Hamlet 2

Even funnier because truer words have never been spoken. What are your funniest quotes?

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Permalink Reply by Shari on October 4, 2008 at 11:17am

Jesse: Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying.
[Chester slaps him]
Jesse: Thanks, dude.

Permalink Reply by Shari on October 13, 2008 at 7:51pm

Long Kiss Goodnight:

He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?

Permalink Reply by Tanya J on October 23, 2008 at 3:52pm

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.
Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry.
Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

ANCHORMAN: The legend of Ron Burgundy

Permalink Reply by Shari on January 4, 2009 at 7:14pm

Ace: "If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!"

Permalink Reply by Shari on February 2, 2009 at 8:19am

FLETCH

Fletch: You using the whole fist, Doc?

Permalink Reply by Shari on February 2, 2009 at 8:22am

Fletch

Fletch: You fellas wanna read me my rights?
Detective #2: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped by him.
Fletch: I'll waive my rights.

Permalink Reply by Shari on February 2, 2009 at 8:26am

FLETCH

Fletch: Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course. It's all ball bearings nowadays.

Permalink Reply by Shari on June 27, 2009 at 8:21pm

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Permalink Reply by Christine on February 17, 2010 at 3:10pm